Summer of the Rabbit: Static Sunset T-Shirt

Because walking around naked is technically illegal and visually uninspired, we made this. It features our double-vision lagomorph rearranging coastal skylines, knocking over infrastructure, and causing general sunny panic. Here is why you should put it on your body.

The Technical Bits (For the Nerds)

The Feel: Engineered from a 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester. The result? It’s softer than a rabbit’s ear and significantly more durable than a coastal power grid in a monster movie.

The Fit: A lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) CVC jersey that actually breathes. Unlike the poor guys currently being stepped on under the palm trees in the graphic.

The Collar: A 1x1 ribbed collar. Because absolutely nobody likes a saggy neck after a long day of knocking over utility poles.

The Details: Side-seamed to ensure it actually fits like clothing, not a potato sack, and shoulder-taped for durability. Plus, we used DTF inner neck labels, because itchy tags are the true villains of this story.

How to Not Ruin It

Look, we know laundry is hard. But try to follow these steps so your shirt doesn't end up fitting a literal rabbit.

• Wash: Cold (30°C or 90°F). Keep it chill.
• Dry: Low heat. We already have enough high-voltage chaos on the graphic.
• Bleach: Just don't. Seriously.
• Iron: Low heat only. Do not melt the monster.
• Dry Clean: Absolutely not. Save that money for more comics.