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Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 (Of 4) 2nd Print (Mature) | CGC 9.8 | PREORDER
Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 (Of 4) 2nd Print (Mature) | CGC 9.8 | PREORDER
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Look, It’s a 9.8 or Bust.
Stop holding your breath and squinting at corner dings—we’ve already done the stressing for you. This is a preorder for a guaranteed CGC 9.8 Blue Label. No "maybe," no "it looked sharp in the bag," just pure, high-grade clinical perfection encased in plastic.
The Lowdown-
The Grade: Professionally poked, prodded, and approved by CGC as a flawless 9.8.
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The Protection: Sealed in a slab so you don't accidentally ruin it with your excitement (or a rogue sandwich).
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The Wait: These beauties are expected to hop into our hands by June 2026.
Once they land, we aren't letting them gather dust. Your preorder will ship the second they’re in the building. Secure the slab now so you can spend your summer gloating instead of hunting. 🐇💎
Disco Hippo Wonderland is the number one amusement park in Flamingo City. But few realize its corpulent owner, Jans M’jor Discau, is about to release the most potent drug ever created: Coke45! Fortunately for humanity, Agent Clarke Nebraska is on the case! She’ll bring down Discau come heck or high water! That was the plan, until her undercover agent, Tico Senecoza, was captured! And before she can rescue him, Miquel—Tico’s sexy loose cannon of an older brother beats her to the punch, storming into the park with bullets flying. Discau panics, dumping the Coke45 into the hippo enclosure and letting them loose on the park, before fleeing into Wonderland’s tunnel network! Nebraska’s plans are totally off the rails, and things get worse when a marijuana smoke fueled hurricane drowns the park in torrential rain! Now it's up to Nebraska and Miquel to create an uncomfortable truce to bring Discau down before he escapes!
