Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 - 3rd Print Cover B Foil Variant - CGC 9.8 - PREORDER

Listen, we’ve all played the "will it or won't it" game with CGC, and frankly, life is too short for a 9.6. This is a preorder for a guaranteed CGC 9.8 blue label—no guessing games, no "close enoughs," just pure, high-grade perfection.

We’re handling the professional grading and the inevitable anxiety that comes with it; you just get a flawless slab returned to your waiting hands. These beauties are slated to land in July 2026, and we’ll ship them out the second they hit the door. 🐇💎

Disco Hippo Wonderland is the number one amusement park in Flamingo City. But few realize its corpulent owner, Jans M’jor Discau, is about to release the most potent drug ever created: Coke45! Fortunately for humanity, Agent Clarke Nebraska is on the case! She’ll bring down Discau come heck or high water! That was the plan, until her undercover agent, Tico Senecoza, was captured! And before she can rescue him, Miquel—Tico’s sexy loose cannon of an older brother beats her to the punch, storming into the park with bullets flying. Discau panics, dumping the Coke45 into the hippo enclosure and letting them loose on the park, before fleeing into Wonderland’s tunnel network! Nebraska’s plans are totally off the rails, and things get worse when a marijuana smoke fueled hurricane drowns the park in torrential rain! Now it's up to Nebraska and Miquel to create an uncomfortable truce to bring Discau down before he escapes!