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Bun-Zilla: The Flamin’ Hot Rampage Kids T-Shirt
Bun-Zilla: The Flamin’ Hot Rampage Kids T-Shirt
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Built to Survive the Mail Gauntlet
We pack your comics like they’re priceless artifacts—because they are.
Gemini mailers, polybags, bubble wrap, and enough protection to survive whatever chaos your mail carrier throws (literally) at it.
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Description
Description
Being a skyscraper-sized lagomorph is a logistical nightmare—mostly because finding a tailor who works in "hectares" is impossible. We’ve done the world a favor and compressed all that radioactive bunny energy into a size that won’t result in a military intervention.
The Bun-Zilla: The Flamin’ Hot Rampage tee is the ultimate uniform for your resident tiny titan. It’s perfect for those high-stakes afternoons spent toppling block towers or "accidentally" terrorizing the family cat. Plus, we’ve legally guaranteed 0% property damage,* which is more than most giant monsters can say after a light snack.
The Specs (For the Adults in Charge)
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Because world domination is itchy enough as it is. Lightweight 4.4 oz fabric keeps them cool while the city burns (metaphorically).
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The "No-Seam" Dream: Tubular knit construction means no side seams. It’s smooth, reduces fabric waste, and won't irritate their skin during a mid-rampage tantrum.
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Built to Last: Ribbed knit collars and shoulder tape ensure this shirt holds its shape, even after being pulled on by a kid who thinks they’re actually made of gamma rays.
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Standard Human Safety: Fully compliant with safety standards regarding lead, phthalates, and flammability. It’s "flamin’ hot" in style only; please don't actually set your child on fire.
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Tear-Away Label: Because nothing ruins a rampage like a scratchy neck tag.
Keeping It Kaiju-Ready (Care Instructions)
Let’s face it, conquering the playground is messy work. Here’s how to keep the legend alive:
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Launder with Care: Machine wash warm (max 40°C).
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Bleaching: Only use non-chlorine bleach when things get truly prehistoric.
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Drying: Tumble dry on medium heat.
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The Hard "No" List: Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Bun-Zilla does not bow to the tyranny of a steam press.
*Actual property damage caused by your child is, unfortunately, still your responsibility. We just make the shirts.
